Top Ten Things Obama Can Do To Satisfy Hillary Supporters

1. Have his name legally changed to Hillary Rodham.
2. Have a sex change operation.
3. Get castrated by Rev. Jesse Jackson Sr.
4. Crawl on his knees through broken glass and beg for forgiveness.
5. Crawl on his knees through the broken glass of the glass ceiling
6. Drop dead so that Hillary will have to be substituted as the Democratic nominee. [Hey that's how Hubert Humphrey got it from RFK]
7. Drop Joe Biden from the ticket and substitute Hillary as running mate.
8. Make a speech to the National Organization of Women in which he says it will not be Hillary's fault when he loses the election.
9. Declare his support for Hillary in 2012 and his intention to be a one-term president.
10. He can't satisfy Hillary supporters. No man can satisfy a woman.

This is one list you'll never see on David Letterman.